TAKE A BREAK

Two guys in a life raft in the middle of the ocean

One sees an old bottle floating.

He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The genie says,

"For letting me out, I will grant you one wish."
The guy says, (without thinking)

"Turn thisocean into beer".

And the ocean turns into the best beer anybody has ever tasted.
The second guy says to the first,

"You idiot,now we'll have to piss in the boat"

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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women

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Q. How many times can you subtract the number 5from 25?
A. Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20

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Why don't blondes get coffee breaks at work?
Because retraining costs too much

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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
She wanted to Make-Up her mind

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How many civil servants does it taketo change a light bulb?

45: One to change the bulb, and 44 to do thepaperwork

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Before you find your handsome prince,

you've gotto kiss a lot of frogs

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A man was walking along the beach and found abottle.

He looked around and didn't see anyone sohe opened it.

A genie appeared and thanked the manfor letting him out.

The genie said,

"For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one.

"The man thought for a minute and said,

"I havealways wanted to go to Hawaii

but have never been able to because

I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill.

So, I wish for aroad to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie thought for a few minutes and said,

"No,I don't think I can do that.

Just think of all thework involved

with the pilings needed to hold upthe highway

and how deep they would have to be

to reach the bottom of the ocean.

Think of all thepavement that would be needed.

No, that's just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie,

"There is one other thing that I havealways wanted.

I would like to be able tounderstand women.

What makes them laugh and cry,

why are they temperamental,

why are they sodifficult to get along with?

Basically, what makes them tick?"
The genie considered for a few minutes and said,

"So, do you want two lanes or four?".

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ONE LOVE

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