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It seems if one will steal then, one should do it in a 'magnificent' manner.
ReplyDeleteNo problem though, the 'sword' shall surely fall and do away with all these absurdities.
Abi?
DeleteDo it well or not at all.
You know, just when i think it couldn't possibly get worse, it does.
ReplyDeleteP.S: You sir, are a tres naughty man :D
That's the "breath of fresh air" Jona promised us o.
Delete're:ps: What I do o?
:-P