SILENT LIKE THE "dotcom"

Neighbor A]8:12 AM

Knock Knock!

Neighbor B] 8:12 AM

who be dat?

Neighbor A]8:19 AM

Na ya neighbor

I wan borrow salt

Neighbor B] 8:21 AM

Market don close? Ehn Papa Nduka?

Neighbor A]8:31 AM

No.

But e too far

I don put rice for fire already

Neighbor B] 8:37 AM

Ok

Neighbor B] 8:39 AM

I go give you 3 seed of salt

Neighbor A]8:46 AM

Shuo!

You harsh o

Sisi Clara, ask yasef...

"Wetin Jesus go do?"

haba!

:-O

Neighbor B] 8:47 AM

3 seed na 3 cups na? you no go sukool?:P

Neighbor A]8:49 AM

Three cups?! Haba...

You dey try abuse me? Say I no fit go buy salt?

Shuo!

Na wah to you o

Neighbor B] 8:50 AM

as market too far, I wan help your ministry of cooking

Neighbor A]8:50 AM

mba

Na wetin I ask you make you do

(all dis gehls of nowadays sef, mtscheew)

Neighbor B] 8:54 AM

see hep wey I wan hep you o

I tire these today man sef

Neighbor A]8:55 AM

Just gimme enoff salt for d concoction rice wey dey fire, biko

Neighbor B] 8:56 AM

you sure say no be Ila-asepo you dey cook

Neighbor A]9:02 AM

chei!

From saying I no fit buy salt

now you dey call me blind?

:-O

Neighbor B] 9:04 AM

blind ke!

Neighbor A]9:04 AM

So I no sabi rice from okra, ehn?

Neighbor B] 9:05 AM

we dey confam

Neighbor A]9:12 AM

Baba Lan'lord go hear dis one o

Neighbor B] 9:13 AM

tell am na

 Na oga at the top go judge de mata

:P

Neighbor A]9:14 AM

You dey tok now abi?

When mata reach council now...you go silent like the "dotcom"

Neighbor B] 9:17 AM

that's all