Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dame Shag-A-Lot

Once upon a time, I lived with 2 friends, Shaggy and Salir. Among us, we got quite a number of visitors , there was however a particular female I just couldn't stomach! First day I met her, her aura was just wrong, I couldnt quite place it but I didnt like her nor did I remember to hide it. Girl was pretty, nothing outta the ordinary but I just didnt like her. Then Shaggy started recounting tales about the girl, how she had absolutely no restrictions, didn't care who got hurt when she shagged. Would chase and do her friends' boyfriends, doesnt care if stuff is traced back to her or her folks etc etc -my reservation just got more fire. Shaggy confessed that he had refrained from even snuggling wit her as he was scared of her-for all he knew, she could be a 'winsh'. lol. Thus entered "Dame Shag-A-Lot".
One day I had just come in from work and was trying to take a nap. NEPA had done its thing. Heard a knocking on the other door and had opened the door before I realised it was Dame Shag-A-Lot. Her smile disappered when she saw me and she stammered when asking after the guys, her sudden anxiety made me wince and ask myself what grounds I had to loathe anyone. I asked her in and she blinked back in dis-belief. The boys had run down the rechargeable lamp as usual (there was no way I was going downstairs to put on the gen for her, no sir) so I lighted a couple of candles, did some small talk with her and resumed my nap.
Either she was scared of being alone in the dark or the candlelight was playing on her mood, Dame Shag-A-Lot asked me to play a board game with her. In line with my new resolution to work on my loathing of her person, I obliged. To my surprise, or maybe not, the name boldly printed on the board game in bold red letters was "SEX". I wanted to laugh and say 'a leopard never changes its spots, does it?'
The game is something like monopoly ( I think) and invloves you doing and issuing some dares from a stack of cards depending on where your dice roll lands you. Anyways, each time its my turn, I make it a point of duty to be properly boring and un-imaginative, when its her turn? liver no gree her do any extraneous thing...not with the stern look on my face. After about 20 mins, she exclaims that Shaggy and Salir are more fun when playing the game, I shrugged and suggested she waited for them, She apologised but we ended the game shortly
With the soft glow from the candles, the quiet from the rugged floor and upholstery, even I started feeling more and more relaxed. There was just the two of us in the room, and how do they say it? "one thing led to another..." and we talked about this and that. With little persuasion, she talked about herself and I did what i do best-listen.
She had been a regular girl, doing as she was bidded, nothing 'genz genz', minded her business, had an older boyfriend by whom she was deflowered. The were supposed to get married, but he went 'abroad' for a stint. They always talked on the phone for the first 6 months, Frequency dropped after that. He said the new plan is for her to come join him so He needed to start saving more money to sustain them both. Sounded good, she believed him...why not? Afterall, this was the guy whom she willingly gave her all to. Of course, with the benefit of hindsight, there were plenty clues which she didnot identify. She was a pretty naive girl, not schooled in the ways and workings of the world. By the second year, calls had degeneratd to once a month!!!
By end of the second year, no more calls. Still she hoped and believed. Then she heard he was in town. She was elated. It did not occur to her to wonder why he didnt inform her beforehand, why should she hear this from a 3rd party. She hurries home, prepares a light meal for him, does some makeup and heads to his parents' home. On the way, she's wondering what he looks like now, fantasized about how he had come back to make it all right, probably do the marriage rites. She had lived for this moment for2 years , now it was here and she felt like she was going mad from the mere tingling in her toes.
From afar, she heard drumming and sound of "feferity" coming from the compound she's headed to. She greeted a few people she knew on the street and didnt notice the look of surprise mixed with pity in their eyes. Someone stops her by the entrance to the compound, her man comes out to meet her, She runs to hug him and tell him how much she had missed him, he restrains her and asks her what she was doing there. She's bewildered...What did he mean? He said he came home to marry his sweetheart and shes is not invited. She thinks its a joke, his unsmiling face says otherwise. She's dumbfounded and is searching his eyes for further explanation, he says she should have taken a cue from long ago that he was no longer interested and moreover, his 'wife' was already pregnant.
He calls someone to get her a taxi and take her home. The whole gist did not quite make sense to her till late at night. She screams, she wails, the neighbours rush in, her parents are bewildered, they think shes gone mad, they restrain her. Shes mute for 2 more days...glassy eyed, not talking to anyone or recognising faces. She keeps looking at the door, waiting for Him to come in and make it all alright. To come in and tell her it was all a mistake and she was still the one for him, afterall she had forgiven him and he had promised to love her forever. He had said nothing could change his love for her. She took out all of their pictures and spread them on the bed, pinned some on the wall. She sang their song...Shania Twain "Looks like we made it, look how far we've come my baby...". Her uncles, aunts and cousins come to console her saying she needs to be strong and get over him. She tells them she's sure HE will come and show them all that they are wrong. He'll come for her. He promised he'll come back for her, he promised. it just a matter of time now and he'll wlak in through those doors.
By now, of course i was already having a paradigm shift. I had begun to see Dame Shag-A-Lot in a different light. Her eyes were glassy, like she was faraway, she seemed oblivious of my presence, she looked like she was in pain, re-feeling the hurt all over again yet trying to be 'strong' and not feel. The glow from the candle light seemed to accentuate her pain as she continued unbundling her heart in a torrent. I could see the beginning of a tear in each eye, she didnt try to hide it, she had run away from the hurt for ever, never speaking about it till now, she had become activity seeking to avoid being alone. She had gone from boyfriend to boyfriend seeking to re-affir to herself that she was a good enough woman for anybody. She was messed up and only got herself hurt more and more in each relationship. Then she started with her friends' boyfriends maybe those will work out. Sex was th only way to trap and keep the guys but of course it never worked, more and more her rep grew and more guys flocked to her for one night stands and booty calls, thus entered Dame Shag-A-Lot.
She didnt really enjoy most of the sex, yeah, there had been some realy good ones but she needed to be needed. TO be valued and naively thought "Philantropic Sex" was the panacea. Of course she was wrong.
When she was through, we were both quiet in our differnet corners of the sitting room. The candles burnt on with the flames waving to the ripple of the silent tears in her eyes. An eternity passed and she tried to wipe her eyes. I say a few words and avoided saying too much-I really couldnt relate to this much of pain in one person. Never felt one person carry so much burden. She excuses herself, and says she needs to leave. I pack her board game for her, she involontarily cringes when I handed it to her. She asks for a polythene bag to put it in. My guys enter and shatter the silence. They are happy to see her, she manages a weak smile, they ask whats wrong, she says she's not feeling well and needs to go home; they ask me what I had said to upset her so, she has a pleading look in her eyes not to tell, so I just smiled at the guys and changed the topic.
I never saw Shag-A-Lot again. She seemed to have just fizzled out. My guys say she seems to have repented and they didnt see her at parties anymore. i was christened 'Pastor" (lol) for making her 'repent'.
This post is dedicated to you and to everyone (esp females) who have had to go through such hurt. No matter how you chose to handle your individual pain, my heart goes out to you and I say "May you find a reason to smile, soon" ONE LOVE.

5 comments:

  1. I see you are all over my blog today!

    Thanks for stopping by.

    I'm glad you wrote this post.

    I'm reflecting!

    I'm glad she found a way out. Jesus seems to be the only way out.

    Sigh*

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  2. Poor girl... I've been there before and almost went her way... thank God for my family, they stopped me from going off the deep end.

    You have a new fan by the way :)

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  3. Awww,
    Miss Lee..you just made my day.

    Hengish,
    Thanks girl...where have you been?

    Thanx y'all...'ppreciate it.
    :-)

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  4. that's sad...every face has a story to tell. lol u were her inspiration for change, that's kinda awesome.

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  5. @Miss Natural
    Lol
    You make me sound bigger than I really am. Thank you.

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